I mean I hit my thumb with a hammer like 7 to 10 times!
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds, Nice Visual
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When I do it, I have to grab one corner of the matress and swing my legs out.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds
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Meanwhile, who ever thought of that is picturing baby-Tees, underwear and a pillow fight.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Nice Visual
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I’d rather be pants-ed than shark-ed!
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : What's Illegal?
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Yeah, Virginia sucks. Everything’s illegal here.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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The mob’s not what it used to be since Ricco.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde
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I may snort, but I walk pretty.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Politically Suspect
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Dear God, thanks for making me hot.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!, Productivity
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26 e-mails today about facial hair.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Productivity
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You had me at “blah, blah, blah.”
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde, Politically Suspect
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I know I’m pretty. I’m probably worth money in the Middle East.
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Posted on : 10-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : What's Illegal?
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I mean I’m fine, but if I got pulled over I’m not sure I could pass a breath-a-lizer.
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Posted on : 10-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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The sequins will save you.
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Posted on : 02-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Politically Suspect
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That’s what happens when you let a blind guy schedule a photographer.”
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Posted on : 13-05-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dreamin'
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I did things to a ghost that I don’t think you can or should do.
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Posted on : 23-04-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust, Sales-isms
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“She’s ugly, but she’s mine.”
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Posted on : 23-04-2008 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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“No, really, a real retarded man…”
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Posted on : 21-01-2008 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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Did you just make your right breast twitch?
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Posted on : 21-01-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust, Dirty Minds
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If you only touch it once a year, you’ll forget how to use it.
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