Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Outside the Office, TMI
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He’s alreday caught me doing handstands in the living room.
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Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Ohmigod! I have been servicing that woman non-stop!
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde
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I managed to stick my ass to my chair with a Slo Poke.
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Lesson learned: made-up words are hard to teach.
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Nice Visual
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He looks like his butt cheeks have been super-glued together!
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Huh?
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Oh, and I remember now why I was making funny noises.
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde
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Were you camping al dente?
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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We need to put more arms and legs around it.
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Do I have whip cream in my hair?
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Posted on : 25-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds
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I didn’t know if she was gonna kiss me, but whatever she was doing, I wasn’t for it.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde
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Recycling is a conspiracy theory. And don’t get me started about global warming!
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genuine Blonde
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Maybe they dragged her up into the Alps and made her the new Swiss Miss.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Productivity
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It’s all magic and it’s all very simple.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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I feel like I could swallow a whole turkey!
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I feel like the dog act after a stripper.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genius
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There’s only so many ways to put on your pants.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Outside the Office
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He just has to do one thing with a shoe and I’m happy.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust, TMI
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The first few days you’re just trying to keep them alive.
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My grandma went to a church one time and they were against deoderant.
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Posted on : 16-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds, TMI
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Oh and my husband had some questions about your hole.
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