Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Pull your shirt up, I can see your stomach.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Work Much?
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They closed the office today. They are out throwing stones.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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It’s like a high maintenance girlfriend. You wine her, you dine her and she still won’t redeem.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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Teach ‘em to fish or we’re fucked forever.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!
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Do we know that workers aren’t wiping their asses with their hands?
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Where is it? Is it strapped to a turtle?
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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Don’t pee in the punch bowl.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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It’s like sticking my face in a fan.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Extracurricular
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I decided over the weekend that I don’t use feathers enough.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!
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It’s like when someone hands you warm candy from their pocket.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Throw me a bone every once-in-a-while. After all, I am the boss.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Nice Visual
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We’re doing the fat girl shuffle.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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We will be profitable by the end of this year.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Huh?
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Lesbian witches are not the most stable portion of society.
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Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Work Much?
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My sense of humor should go on my resume.
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Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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How many rupees is a refrigerator?
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Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!, TMI
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I’m trying to crawl back into the womb.
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Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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I realize I’m not a smart person. I know, I’ve been tested.
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I can also see her with a King Dong.
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Posted on : 30-06-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds
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Your little thing needs big facts.
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