Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
I’m trying to crawl back into the womb.
He’s alreday caught me doing handstands in the living room.
The first few days you’re just trying to keep them alive.
Oh and my husband had some questions about your hole.
Can you feel the sexual tension between the two Mikes?
I’d rather be guilty than impotent.
… So when I clowned for Christ, this was one of the songs …