Things My Co-Workers Say » Sales-isms http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context Tue, 18 Oct 2011 02:18:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Salesism 47 http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/salesism-47/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/salesism-47/#comments Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:14:21 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=90

You gotta touch ‘em when they’re happy.

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It’s like a high maintenance girlfriend. You wine her, you dine her and she still won’t redeem.

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Teach ‘em to fish or we’re fucked forever.

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Don’t pee in the punch bowl.

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It’s like sticking my face in a fan.

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We need to put more arms and legs around it.

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I feel like the dog act after a stripper.

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“She’s ugly, but she’s mine.”

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