Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
You gotta touch ‘em when they’re happy.
It’s like a high maintenance girlfriend. You wine her, you dine her and she still won’t redeem.
Teach ‘em to fish or we’re fucked forever.
Don’t pee in the punch bowl.
It’s like sticking my face in a fan.
We need to put more arms and legs around it.
I feel like the dog act after a stripper.
“She’s ugly, but she’s mine.”