Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
Does anyone want some stuff for your hands so they can smell like My Little Pony?
Changing your shorts don’t change your ass crack.
I feel like he’s like a dog who walks around humping.
We own the manure regardless of what the cow ate.
We’re doing the fat girl shuffle.
I can also see her with a King Dong.
He looks like his butt cheeks have been super-glued together!
When I do it, I have to grab one corner of the matress and swing my legs out.
I’d rather be pants-ed than shark-ed!