Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
I kinda wanna throw up now… and I’m pissed cause I wanted ice cream
I managed to stick my ass to my chair with a Slo Poke.
Were you camping al dente?
Recycling is a conspiracy theory. And don’t get me started about global warming!
Maybe they dragged her up into the Alps and made her the new Swiss Miss.
I may snort, but I walk pretty.
I know I’m pretty. I’m probably worth money in the Middle East.