Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
I agree. This seems like a good idea, but in reality it’s probably a terrible one.
So you can arrange flowers but not commas?
There’s only so many ways to put on your pants.
I mean I hit my thumb with a hammer like 7 to 10 times!
I lost 60 kilometers today!
That’s what I like about you. You learn things and talk vaguely about them.
Our vocabulary is so good we’re makin’ up words to use later.
Another reason I like K-Fed …