Ewwww!

Food for Thought

I kinda wanna throw up now… and I’m pissed cause I wanted ice cream

Changing your shorts don’t change your ass crack.

You and your dog have ruined organic peanut butter for me.

Do we know that workers aren’t wiping their asses with their hands?

It’s like when someone hands you warm candy from their pocket.

I’m trying to crawl back into the womb.

My grandma went to a church one time and they were against deoderant.

Can you feel the sexual tension between the two Mikes?

26 e-mails today about facial hair.

I already took new feet pctures.

… It’s when your ear spits in your mouth.