Dirty Minds

Seriously

I can’t keep my hands of your balls.

Dirty Minds 07.29.2008 Read more →

Did you have to bring your dog into it?

You and your dog have ruined organic peanut butter for me.

Dirty Minds 07.22.2008 Read more →

A little press

Your little thing needs big facts.

Dirty Minds 06.30.2008 Read more →

Homophobic?

I didn’t know if she was gonna kiss me, but whatever she was doing, I wasn’t for it.

Dirty Minds 06.25.2008 Read more →

Come again?

Oh and my husband had some questions about your hole.

Dirty Minds 06.16.2008 Read more →

Twister anyone?

When I do it, I have to grab one corner of the matress and swing my legs out.

Dirty Minds 06.16.2008 Read more →

Dirty

Meanwhile, who ever thought of that is picturing baby-Tees, underwear and a pillow fight.

Dirty Minds 06.16.2008 Read more →

Customer Support.

If you only touch it once a year, you’ll forget how to use it.

C-Level Braintrust 01.21.2008 Read more →

Chatty Cathy.

When you go on a date with her you have to bring your own tube sock.

Dirty Minds 12.12.2007 Read more →

Great dental plan!

He lays me all the way back …

Dirty Minds 12.12.2007 Read more →