Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
I can’t keep my hands of your balls.
You and your dog have ruined organic peanut butter for me.
Your little thing needs big facts.
I didn’t know if she was gonna kiss me, but whatever she was doing, I wasn’t for it.
Oh and my husband had some questions about your hole.
When I do it, I have to grab one corner of the matress and swing my legs out.
Meanwhile, who ever thought of that is picturing baby-Tees, underwear and a pillow fight.
If you only touch it once a year, you’ll forget how to use it.
When you go on a date with her you have to bring your own tube sock.
He lays me all the way back …