Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
I kinda wanna throw up now… and I’m pissed cause I wanted ice cream
I like that shirt. Can I see your teeth?
We didn’t have confetti so we tossed the salad.
I feel like I could swallow a whole turkey!
“No, really, a real retarded man…”
Did you just make your right breast twitch?
No, because a real slut would not say “relationship.”