Things My Co-Workers Say » C-Level Braintrust http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:04:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Work ethic http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/work-ethic/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/work-ethic/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:55:21 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=95 I’m all business. I do not have time for gnome funerals.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/work-ethic/feed/ 0 All growed up http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/all-growed-up/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/all-growed-up/#comments Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:54:29 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=94 When did you first learn about lesbians?

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/shipping-troubles/feed/ 0 From the corner office … http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/from-the-corner-office/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/from-the-corner-office/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:19:33 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=77 Throw me a bone every once-in-a-while. After all, I am the boss.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/from-the-corner-office/feed/ 0 Must be a start-up http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/must-be-a-start-up/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/must-be-a-start-up/#comments Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:18:23 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=75 We will be profitable by the end of this year.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/07/must-be-a-start-up/feed/ 0 Small fire http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/small-fire/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/small-fire/#comments Mon, 30 Jun 2008 16:33:03 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=72 How many rupees is a refrigerator?

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/hes-tired/feed/ 0 Falling on a sword http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/falling-on-a-sword/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/falling-on-a-sword/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:25:07 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=64 Lesson learned: made-up words are hard to teach.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/falling-on-a-sword/feed/ 0 Just another day in the office … http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/just-another-day-in-the-office/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/just-another-day-in-the-office/#comments Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:19:42 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=59 Do I have whip cream in my hair?

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/bundle-of-joy/feed/ 0 Nostalgic http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/nostalgic/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/nostalgic/#comments Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:25:14 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=41 The mob’s not what it used to be since Ricco.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/nostalgic/feed/ 0 Dinner with the CEO http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/dinner-with-the-ceo/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/dinner-with-the-ceo/#comments Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:29:16 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=34 The sequins will save you.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/06/dinner-with-the-ceo/feed/ 0 Ah, Love. http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/04/ah-love/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/04/ah-love/#comments Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:54:46 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=31 “She’s ugly, but she’s mine.”

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/04/ah-love/feed/ 0 Customer Support. http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/01/customer-support/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/01/customer-support/#comments Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:41:40 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=28 If you only touch it once a year, you’ll forget how to use it.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2008/01/customer-support/feed/ 0 Pitching to a client http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/pitching-to-a-client/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/pitching-to-a-client/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:58:05 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=26 If I were Pinocchio, I could stick my nose up someone’s ass in Japan right now.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/pitching-to-a-client/feed/ 0 Can you see me now? http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/can-you-see-me-now/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/can-you-see-me-now/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:55:54 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=24 I’ll hold up some fingers and do the exam.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/can-you-see-me-now/feed/ 0 And the CEO resigns … http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/and-the-ceo-resigns/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/and-the-ceo-resigns/#comments Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:55:14 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=23 50% of me thought I was Tom Cruise.

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]]> http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/and-the-ceo-resigns/feed/ 0 Boost in company morale. http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/boost-in-company-morale/ http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/2007/12/boost-in-company-morale/#comments Wed, 12 Dec 2007 15:24:21 +0000 Julie http://thingsmycoworkerssay.com/?p=7 [from an executive e-mail to the company]

… But HARD is frigging good. REAL HARD is what we love …

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