Posted on : 29-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds
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I can’t keep my hands of your balls.
Posted on : 29-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Nice Visual
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I feel like he’s like a dog who walks around humping.
Posted on : 24-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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I like that shirt. Can I see your teeth?
I’m all business. I do not have time for gnome funerals.
Posted on : 24-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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When did you first learn about lesbians?
Posted on : 24-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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We didn’t have confetti so we tossed the salad.
Posted on : 22-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds, Ewwww!
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You and your dog have ruined organic peanut butter for me.
Posted on : 18-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Nice Visual
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We own the manure regardless of what the cow ate.
Posted on : 18-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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You gotta touch ‘em when they’re happy.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Genius
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So you can arrange flowers but not commas?
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Tex-isms
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It’s so flat …
Yep, you can stand on a tuna can and watch your dog run away for two weeks.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Pull your shirt up, I can see your stomach.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Work Much?
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They closed the office today. They are out throwing stones.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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It’s like a high maintenance girlfriend. You wine her, you dine her and she still won’t redeem.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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Teach ‘em to fish or we’re fucked forever.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!
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Do we know that workers aren’t wiping their asses with their hands?
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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Where is it? Is it strapped to a turtle?
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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Don’t pee in the punch bowl.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Sales-isms
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It’s like sticking my face in a fan.
Posted on : 01-07-2008 | By : Julie | In : Extracurricular
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I decided over the weekend that I don’t use feathers enough.