Things My Co-Workers Say
Inane Statements Taken Wildly Out of Context
You had me at “blah, blah, blah.”
I know I’m pretty. I’m probably worth money in the Middle East.
I mean I’m fine, but if I got pulled over I’m not sure I could pass a breath-a-lizer.
The sequins will save you.
That’s what happens when you let a blind guy schedule a photographer.”
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