How many rupees is a refrigerator?

I’m trying to crawl back into the womb.

I realize I’m not a smart person. I know, I’ve been tested.

I can also see her with a King Dong.

Your little thing needs big facts.

He’s alreday caught me doing handstands in the living room.

Ohmigod! I have been servicing that woman non-stop!

I managed to stick my ass to my chair with a Slo Poke.

Lesson learned: made-up words are hard to teach.

He looks like his butt cheeks have been super-glued together!

Oh, and I remember now why I was making funny noises.

Were you camping al dente?

We need to put more arms and legs around it.

Do I have whip cream in my hair?

I didn’t know if she was gonna kiss me, but whatever she was doing, I wasn’t for it.

Recycling is a conspiracy theory. And don’t get me started about global warming!

Maybe they dragged her up into the Alps and made her the new Swiss Miss.

It’s all magic and it’s all very simple.

I feel like I could swallow a whole turkey!

I feel like the dog act after a stripper.