Pitching to a client
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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If I were Pinocchio, I could stick my nose up someone’s ass in Japan right now.
Regular John
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Classy
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No, because a real slut would not say “relationship.”
Can you see me now?
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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I’ll hold up some fingers and do the exam.
And the CEO resigns …
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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50% of me thought I was Tom Cruise.
Famous Texas Sayings – I
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Tex-isms
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Well butter my butt and call me biscuit!
Productive Meeting?
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Productivity
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I mean it wasn’t The Sound of Music but …
ED or Jail?
Posted on : 13-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : TMI
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I’d rather be guilty than impotent.
132 Pounds.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Genius
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I lost 60 kilometers today!
That’s what I like about you. You learn things and talk vaguely about them.
Memories …
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : TMI
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… So when I clowned for Christ, this was one of the songs …
Zzzzzzz
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Work Much?
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It’s good weather for sleeping in your car.
Name that product!
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Genius
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Our vocabulary is so good we’re makin’ up words to use later.
A reverse wet willy …
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Ewwww!
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… It’s when your ear spits in your mouth.
How much will we make on that deal?
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Cash is King
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Three Happy Meals and a pack of smokes.
Red Light.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Cash is King
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It’s one thing to be a whore, but don’t be desperate about it.
Chatty Cathy.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Dirty Minds
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When you go on a date with her you have to bring your own tube sock.
Too busy.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Extracurricular
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J: A stalker is the last thing you need.
K: True, I’ve got my hands full right now.
Moonlighting.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : Extracurricular
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It’s okay, that means I get to see more dead bodies.
Boost in company morale.
Posted on : 12-12-2007 | By : Julie | In : C-Level Braintrust
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[from an executive e-mail to the company]
… But HARD is frigging good. REAL HARD is what we love …